COVID Rules at The Dark Woods


  • All customers entering the event will need to wear a mask.  Masks must be worn at all times.   Anyone planning to rob The Dark Woods, we politely ask you do not wear a mask and please come unarmed.

  • All employees  are required to wear a mask, including the good-looking ones.

  • A mask covers both nose and mouth.  Duct tape is not considered a mask.

  • Guests are asked to stay at home if they are not feeling well.  People who are pretending to be doctors will be on hand administering physicals, but we do not recommend taking them up on their offers to do so.

  • Temperature checks will be administered at the main entrance.  Failure to comply will result in a fever.

  • Anyone refusing to follow the rules will be asked to leave the property without refund.  Failure to do so will result in a headache.